My name is Scarlett and I live in dirty dirty Dallas. I'm in love with my boyfriend, Christopher. These are all the things I like/love/adore/whatever.

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My name is Scarlett and I live in dirty dirty Dallas. I'm in love with my boyfriend, Christopher. These are all the things I like/love/adore/whatever.

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via harrystylesdildo)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
"I like my body when it is with your body."
e.e. cummings (via guy)

(Source: quote-book, via crystilize)



How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.